SOOOOOO NOT HOT!

OF COURSE THEY LET PARIS HILTON OUT OF JAIL EARLY!

Her cel was toooooooo cold and her two hour session with her shrink did nothing to soothe her fragile nerves and she's been crying. Alot! The jail they sent her to was probably the basis for the one in OZ. And let's not forget that she has to spend the next 40 days in her home, which, I'm sure is a real shack. And she has to wear that yucky ankle bracelet which means she'll have to have a special matching doggie bracelet made for her Chihuahua.

Life is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo unfair!

Excuse me...I just threw up a little in my mouth.